365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Calendar 2011

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It’s a year of you-won't-believe-they-actually-said-that-hilarity: the ignorant, the delusional, the confused, the just plain dumb. Perplexed politicians, pontificating pundits, and sports stars who can’t count: “I only have two things going for me: my arms, my legs, and my brain." Clueless job applicants: “Why did I leave my last company? Mostly because I sued them.” Plus weird book titles, badly translated menu items, accidentally humorous headlines (POLICE: CRACK FOUND IN MAN’S BUTTOCKS), and racy furniture-store ads (BUY A BEDROOM SET, GET ONE NIGHT STAND FREE).

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Average Customer Review

(32 customer reviews)

4 of 4 people found the following review helpful

This is the BEST calendar I've ever gotten!, December 13, 2010

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This review is from: 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Calendar 2011 (Calendar)

I've gotten this calender every year for the past ten years -- and every year it's as funny as ever. It's the best way to begin a day! I LOVE IT!

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful

Daily Laugh, January 3, 2007

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This review is from: The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2007 (Calendar)

These guys do a great job of finding funny quotes. I buy this calendar every year and my friends like getting it as a gift, too.

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful

A Chuckle A Day Keeps The Doctor Away, January 2, 2007

Angela C. Vitale - See all my reviews

This review is from: The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2007 (Calendar)

If you like to smile, buy this calendar. I get one every year. These quotes will have you laughing out loud (and it's delightful to know others share my "foot-in-mouth disease"). Kudos once again to Ross & Kathryn Petras for a job well done! Thank you.