It’s a year of you-won't-believe-they-actually-said-that-hilarity: the ignorant, the delusional, the confused, the just plain dumb. Perplexed politicians, pontificating pundits, and sports stars who can’t count: “I only have two things going for me: my arms, my legs, and my brain." Clueless job applicants: “Why did I leave my last company? Mostly because I sued them.” Plus weird book titles, badly translated menu items, accidentally humorous headlines (POLICE: CRACK FOUND IN MAN’S BUTTOCKS), and racy furniture-store ads (BUY A BEDROOM SET, GET ONE NIGHT STAND FREE).
If you like to smile, buy this calendar. I get one every year. These quotes will have you laughing out loud (and it's delightful to know others share my "foot-in-mouth disease"). Kudos once again to Ross & Kathryn Petras for a job well done! Thank you.
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