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An Insult a Day 2012 CalendarSOLD OUTWe've been taught it's best to say nothing if we have nothing nice to say, but sometimes being nice is overrated. Then, firing off a one-liner or unleashing a long-winded diatribe is the only course of action--and so much more satisfying. An Insult A Day: Scathing (but funny) Quips and Gibes 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar contains pithy proclamations from politicians, comedians, talk show hosts, and celebrities, as well as the best zingers from movies and television shows.
"Dance First. Think Later": 618 Rules to Live By$1.35Timeless in their wisdom, thought-provoking in their message, surprising in their truth and memorable in their originality, the right words can give direction, inspiration, and sometimes a tangible boost onto the right path. For example, Steve Jobs once read “Stay hungry Stay foolish” on the back cover of The Whole Earth Catalog, and those four words came to guide his life. Created by Kathryn and Ross Petras, connoisseurs of quotes, whose books and calendars have over 56 million copies in print, "Dance First.
"Don't Forget to Sing in the Lifeboats": Uncommon$4.96Uncommon times call for uncommon wisdom. It’s inspiring to hear from people who’ve graduated from the school of hard knocks, yet kept a sense of humor. People like Twain, Voltaire, Oscar Wilde. People who've said the thing so well that we all wish we'd said it. People who've been there, done that, and refuse to sugarcoat what they've learned. People who know, as Sherry Hochman puts it, that "Every day is a gift—even if it sucks.
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said 2012 Page a Day Calendar$5.49From the authors of The Stupidest Things Ever Said Book of All-Time Stupidest Top Ten Lists, the 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said calendar is a hilarious roundup of famous people—sports stars, politicians, entertainers—saying really dumb things. The absurdly out of touch: “I’ve always lived very frugally. I flew around on a private jet. I have a boat. But I always lived frugally,” (billionaire financier Allen Stanford).
Age Doesn't Matter Unless You're a Cheese$0.96It's ill-becoming for an old broad to sing about how bad she wants it. But occasionally we do. -Lena Horne"I take a simple view of living. It is: Keep your eyes open and get on with it." -Laurence Olivier "The only sin is mediocrity." -Martha Graham"When I was young, I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock. So I stopped wearing socks." -Albert Einstein "Go out on a limb.
The Anthology of Really Important Modern Poetry:$2.69Required reading from great poets of our time. Drew Barrymore: “Upon Pondering Breasts.” Tom Cruise: “An Exegesis on Psychiatry.” Ann Coulter: “My Kind of Fun.” And Trump and Sheen and Snooki, John Boehner and Michelle Bachman, Miley and Ke$ha. Hugo Chavez. Even a Zen haiku by Emmitt Smith:I think it’s his self- confidence in himself thatmakes him confident.
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Mythology: Tales & Legends of the Gods (Fandex$6.16MYTHOLOGY Bringing the world of Mythology to your fingertips, Fandex presents a field guide to the legendary figures of ancient Greece and Rome.
B Is for Botox: An Alphabet Book for the Middle AgedSOLD OUTRemember when A was for apple? Well, now (sigh) A is for aging.The A, B, Cs of adulthood differ ever so slightly from the popular grade school primers of the past inside Ross and Kathryn Petras's B Is for Botox: An Alphabet Book for the Middle-Aged. This hilarious book has a fun, retro look and makes a unique gift for grown-ups who don't necessarily want to grow up.